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From
Beavis & Butthead Do America:
clintfire.zip
Bill
Clinton: - As a recognition for your great
service, Im apointing you honorary agents in The
Buero Of Alcohol, Tobacco and firearms.
Butthead:
- Woah! Alcohol and tobacco?
Beavis:
- Yeah!!! ...and firearms!!!!!
Bill
Clinton: - Cool huh?
Butthead:
- Cigarrets and beer kicks ass!
Beavis:
- Yeah! yeah! We're in the buero of beer and
fire..hehe, and cigarrets, heheh, and maybe some
chicks to!
Butthead:
- This is gonna be cool, huhuh
From
Beavis & Butthead Do America:
cockpit.wav
Pilot:
- GET THE HELL OUTTA THE COCKPIT!!!!!!
Butthead:
- ..uhuh...you said c
Pilot:
- NOW!!!!
From
Beavis & Butthead Do America:
goddamn.wav
Beavis:
- ..uhmm...hehe, I just have a question..hehe, is
this a GOD damn??
From
Beavis and Butthead:
bareass.wav
Beavis:
- Butthead! Butthead! Come here quick! Bare ass
on TV!!!
Butthead
( coming out of the toiletts and trips) : - Huhuhuh...
From
Beavis and Butthead:
eeyah.wav
Butthead
exercising his karate skills and slaps Beavis.
From
Beavis and Butthead:
insane.wav
Beavis:
- Insane in the mid brain!!!!
From
Beavis and Butthead:
klinganus.wav
Butthead:
- Those guys better watch out for the klingons
near your anus...huhuhuhuhu
From
Beavis and Butthead:
rap.wav
Butthead:
- Woaw! This guy really raps fast!
Beavis:
- uhm...that's not so fast....check this out: (Beavis
raps extremely fasts)
From
Beavis and Butthead:
wherether.wav
Butthead:
- ...we're there dude!
From
Married With Children:
beertax.wav
Al
Bundy: - Read my lips! Dont tax beer!
From
Married With Children:
raisetax.wav
Guy: -
They're gonna raise up beertax 2 cents!
Al
Bundy: - OH GOD!!!
From
The Simpsons:
Death.wav
Man at
Powerplant: - I am the Angel of Death. The time
of purification is at hand
From
The Simpsons:
truth.wav
Homer:
- You want the truth? You want the truth?? You
cant handle the truth!!!
From Beavis
and Butthead:
girlshav.wav
Beavis: - So girls
have a crotch hehe?.hehe..hmm..I'll be damned!
butthi.wav
Beavis: - he-hrm...Hi,
please say hello to my butt!
talkbout.zip
Mr. Buzz: - We're
gonna talk about the penis (BnB
laugh), We'll be talking about the
vagina, (BnB laugh),Do
you think that's funny Butthead,(BnB
laugh),Do you find the amusing that
we'll be talking about the testicels,(BnB
laugh), Yes, we'll be also be
talking about venerial diseas, sexual intercause,(BnB
laugh), and,(BnB
laugh)...and we will defenetly
spending alot of time be (BnB laugh)
talking about masturbation!(BnB
laugh)
Budweiser
commercial.
doobe.wav
Budweiser Penguin: - Doo...bee...do
be do.
1069.wav
Beavis:
- 10-6-9r,10-6-9r, we got
whores in the city, we need back up now!
32dohs.wav
Homer Simpsons immortal
DOHS!.doh!
9000g.wav
Some dude: "-what do you mean
by invalid parameters!?!? 9000 gigs of ram and it
cant even answer a simple question!
bb_girls.zip
Butthead:
Femal voice" - Butthead,
over 500 girls have had sex with you. How do you
explain the attraction?
-uhh...just look at me! (crowd
cheering)..hey baby!
ifihad.wav
Butthead:
-..if I had 5 chicks at the same
time, I'll just put my face between their buttcheeks
and go: lblbbmblurrlbul bbblbbmm.....huuh-huh
kickass.wav
David Letterman!
-I'll kick your ass!
mail.wav
Homer Simpson:
-..the mail, the mail is
here!..ohhh..
mattfoley.wav
Chris Farley in SNL:
- My name is Matt Foly and I am
a motivational speaker!
myers.wav
Mike Myers playing
Scottish on SNL:
- We have three sizes: We, not
so we and freaking huge!
myers3.wav
Mike Myers again, same
character.
-..Welcome to All Things
Scottish, our slogan is "If it's not Scottish,
its crap!
pants.wav
Beavis And Butthead:
Butthead:-What did the chinese
guy say?
Beavis: -uhm..eh-he..he said:
Pull down your pants, spank your monkey (in a chinese
accent)
rectum.wav
Beavis calling 911.
(damn funny)
Operator: - ...have you heimlich
the victim?
Beavis: - Have I licked his
rectum?!?! NO Way! But one time me and Butthead was
playing Truth or Dare..he-he-he..
tell.wav
Dave Letterman:
- huh? I wasn't suppose to tell
'em that? Why you told me I could tell them!
woo_hoo.wav
Homer Simpson!
- WOOHOOO!
moelie.wav
Moe from The Simpons, this
is the best! He's been questioned:
- Do you hold any grudge against
Mont Gomery Burns?
Moe: No! (negative beep), Oh
maybe I did but I didnt shot him! (positive beep)
- Checks out, Ok you're free to
go.
Moe:- Good, Cuze I got a hot
date tonite,(negative beep),a date,
(negative beep), dinner with Fred,(negative
beep), dinner with Laura, (negative beep), watching
TV alone, (negative beep), Alright! I gonna
site home and ogle The Lady's Victoria Secret
catalouge, (negative beep), ..Sears catalouge,
(positive beep), now will you unhook this thing
already! I dont deserve this kinda shabby treatment,(negative
beep).
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