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Since I got so many requests of the full version of the Match Game wavfile I had'nt the time to send it to each and every one. So from now on the full matchgame file is availble. Click HERE to download the file.
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Kevin: - Howard Stern can kiss my ass in hell!!!
Robin:- ...you just swallowed?!?!
Howard as gay: - Oh my God I swallowed
This file is also avaible with the whole scen, Howard and Fred are gays and he drinks sperm to pronunce "WNBC" correct. Want it? Mail me.
Lady in beginning: - He was offensive, he was obnocius, he was discusting....want me to go on?
Duke of Rock: - I got go. See you midnight tonite. This is the Duke of Rock sayin', I you cant be good be bad,baby...bye.
Lawyer at NBC: - Also note paragraph 2. No use of the so called "dirty words", these are: cocksucker,motherfucker,fuck,shit,cunt,cock and pussy.
Howard as gay: - You know about this? I was in the Program Directors office, he name is Mr Pigwomit, yes, because he looks like a pig and he makes you wanna vomit, Mr Pigvomit.
This complete scen is also availbe. Gay and sperm talk. Mail me.
Lady in beginning: - Once he wanted me to approve a contest, where he would give a new toilet to the listener with the biggest vaulemovement(cant spell it).
Howard Stern: - I know I shouldnt interupt in the middle of the song, but I got tell you something, and I know alot of you out there loves this music, but I just dont get it, explain it to me. And maybe its because I went to college, or drove a truck, or slept with my father's sister...
Howard: - Pussy is ok, its the way he says "big cock coming out of your mouth" sound awfuly dirty..
Jackie "Joker": - So I cant say big cock, but you can say "big cock coming out of my mouth..
Howard: - That's correct...
Jackie: - That sucks!
Fred as Richard Nixon: - Did you just say: Big cock coming out of your mouth it sucks...aha-ha-ha...
Howard as gay: - I brought in a cup of "Freds" sperma..
Robin: - ...sperm?
Fred: - ..I squshed it myself, I hope its not to tiny..
Robin: - And what are you gonna do with it?
Howard: - Im gonna gargle with it ,and say it over and over until I get it right..
Robin: - You think it'll work?
Howard: - How cares, cuze I love the taste of a man...Hoo-Gaa
Fred: - Hoo-Gaa, Hoo-Gaa...
Howard: - Hoo-gaa...Alright, if I could get some music now...
This is also a piece of the "gay-sperm-swallow" scen. Is availbe at request.
jibber.wav (GREAT LAUGH!!!)
Man: - ...I want you to say "Howard goes to Hartford and becomes The Wacky Morning Man a WWC"
Man in street (has a speech inpediment): - ..howtd go to Hata..hatta..wacty..at wwccT
Man: - no,no,Howard goes to Hartford and becomes The Wacky Morning Man a WWC..
Man in street: - ..Howat go tt harta in wwcc..
Man: - ..ok, thats not gonna work...
Luke Perry: - ITS FARTMAN!!!!!!!!! (crowd cheering)
Howard: - Behold! Im FARTMAN! Behold the greatness thats me, the mightest of superhero, screw Superman, Im FARTMAN, FARTMAN RULES!!!!
( This is a piece of the monolog Program Director Kevin says after the credits. For full version of it, mail me )
Kevin: - I hold no grude against Howard Stern, he's been very succesful, god bless him. But I tell ya...if Howard would've listen to me, I still be doing radio, still be doing radio...how about that.......That Goddamn motherfucker, you know. I've tried every fucking(drill sound) thing, I could fucking (drill sound) think of..to make him a perfect DJ, but that motherfucker ( followed by swearing and drilling) Very funny!!!
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