The Sound Library
Welcome to the sounds of misc. movies. Download by right clicking your mouse and choose "Save Link As" or just listen to them!
Have fun. And please email me any comments or request Here.
Duke: - Nobody steals our chicks...and lives!!
Duke: - This is KTIT, Kted, playing the breast...uh , the best tunes in town
Duke: - Your face, your ass! What's the difference?
Womans voice: - Yes Great One, how may this most humble servant assist you?
Some AOL dissin' sounds
Tour Leader: - And continuing our tour of AOL, what you wont see on your left, is the asshole, paying 2 dollars and 99 cents an hour to be ignored.
Announcer: - Attention Members! Cybersex on AOL is prohibited. So please, just go out and get laid.
This is from some AOL sucks commercial.
Narrator: Welcome to a new way to communicate, a new source of new,information and computer software, Introducing AOL!
Guy: - Hey! With AOL I can just point and click.....no wait..?
Narrator: - With AOL you can send and retrieve Email, even Internet
Guy: - Hey, I got email! Ok, I open the mailbox....no, thats not it, maybe i should....no....damn!
Narrator: - AOL puts you in touch with information resources around the country.
Guy: - How did you get this thing...open, open! Application and news! What application? I cant even start any application!
Narrator: Call now for your free trial, you 'll get free software and 10 hours of free online time your first one, which you can spend on figuring you how to open your emailbox.
Guy: - Sucking time out! What does that mean?! Jesus, I hate this thing!
Narrator: - AOL, Its knowledge, its power...
Guy:- ...it sucks!
This is pretty funny:
- As I were saying (fart) God Lord! (fart) Whoo doy (fart) Jesus! (fart)Whoohoo(fart)My God. ..Baked beans, they're natures way of saying: "For god sake open the window (fart), sorry"
20th Century Fox opening
Some fast talking dude:
- Who are you calling jerk, you longhaired, fatbelly, goofytatooed, sixtiestroughedback, Village People-wannabe-bikerfreak!?!
From Adam Sandler CD "They ´re all gonna laugh at"
The buffoon classic line: Fucking shit!
Adam Sandler from his CD:
- Oh..fuck my in the goat ass!
- Master, I have mail for you
Unkown (could be Linda Hamilton)
-..figures you cant do anything good you dick for brains, sociopathic motherfucking asshole!
Unknown: "Jesus Christ! Who the fuck do you think you´re talking to!?
-Fuck you, fuck ball!
From some beer commercial I think:
-I love you man..
Some unknown dude:
-You got mail fat ass!
The Universal Pictures opening
Regency opening music. Regency is the company who made Ace Ventura.
Some awesome dude sayin
- What the hell is that shit!
From Adam Sandlers CD, Tool booth Willie:
- Dollar 25, Willie, isnt that the same price your mother charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!
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