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Welcome to the sounds of movies named A - E Download by right clicking your mouse and choose "Save Link As" or just listen to them!

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From Ace Ventura Pet Detective:

This scene was not in the theatre presentation. This was originally edited out from the movie. This wavfile is from a extended version of the movie. THIS IS HILARIUS!

dolphin.wav

Reporter: - Where is snowflake?

Ace (disgused as a german dolphin trainee): - Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? DO YOU HAVE A DOLPHIN?!? To train a dolphin you must think as a dolphin! you must getting inside the dolphins head und communicate it! Im saying to snowflake: "Akka akka ikka ekka" und he is saying: "Akkeh akkie" und he is up on the deck going "iiieehh, ieiieeyiiiee, ieeeeee"...und you can qoute him!

From Ace Ventura Pet Detective:

gumace.wav

Dan Marino: - Ace??

Ace: - Yeah Dan?

Dan Marino: - Do you have anymore of that gum?!

Ace: - That's none of your damn business and I thank you for stayin out of my personal affairs

From a Few Good Men

fewgmen.wav

Jack: - You want answers?

Tom: - I think Im intitled..

Jack: - You want answers!

Tom: - I want the truth!!!

Jack: - You cant handle the truth!!!

From Eraser:

eraser1.wav

Arnold: - Come and get me!

From Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance

zeus.wav

Zeus: - Zeus! My name is Zeus!

John: - Zeus?

Zeus: - Yeah Zeus! As in the father of Apollo on the mountain Olympus, "dont fuck with me or I'll shuff a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus!!"

jesus.wav

John: - Ok, eh Zeus, Im sorry!

Zeus: - Why do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look puertorican to you?

"Airplane"

clearance.wav

Navigator: - We have clearence, Clarence.

Captain: - Roger, Roger, whats our vector, Victor?

guess.wav

Doctor: - Captain, how soon can you land?

Captain: - I can't tell.

Doctor: - You can tell me, Im a doctor

Captain: - No, I mean im not sure..

Doctor: - Well, cant you take a guess?

Captain: - Well...not for another two hours..

Doctor: - Cant you take a guess for another two hours?

From "Deliverance"

squeel.zip

Redneck: - Can you squeal? I'll bet you can squeal.

Man: - oh..no..

Redneck: - ..squeal...(squealing)...Louder! (squealing) Louder ...ah-ha-ha...(more squealing)

From the Movie "1941" by Steven Spielberg

nazi.wav

Man on japanese sub: - A Nazi!! I knew it, your all in deus!! But I'll tell you something Mr Hiney crowd, I fought your kind in the great war..and we kick the living shit outta you!

alien.wav  

Bill Paxton in Aliens:

"..maybe I aint keeping up on current events , but we just got out asses kicked pal!

blstpast.wav

From DEMOLITION MAN

Simon: - What can I say? Im a blast from the past!

Spartan: - You should've stayed there!

 blues.wav

 This is the classic "its 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas..."

 blues2.wav

 Blues Brothers :

-Shit!

-What?

-Rollers!

-No!

-..ya

-Shit!

 butt.wav

  Billy Madison:

-Gee..whats up her butt?

 corect.wav

 Chris Farley in Billy Madison:

"That is correct..."

 drgnet01.wav

 Opening music from the movie Dragnet

 dumb.wav

 From Dumb and Dumber:

-I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little bit more rockier...

-..I was thinking the same thing...that John Denver full of shit man!

 fuckup.wav

 The Crow:

...you´re seriusly fucked up...

 fuckyou.wav

Coming To America:

Eddie:- Fuck you! Fuck you! And Fuck You! Who´s next?

 gameover.wav

 Bill Paxton in Aliens, this is my favorite!:

- Gameover man...Gameover!

 jacpot.wav

 Billy Madison:

-Jackpot!

 knewu.zip

 The Crow, the best line ever!

-I know you, I know you , I knew I knew you, I knew I knew you....but you aint you..you cant be you..we put you through the window, there aint no coming back...this is the really real world, there aint no coming back, we killed you dead..there aint no coming back..there aint no coming back! There aint no coming back!

 pee.wav

 Billy Madison:

- Everybody in my age pees their pants, its the coolest!

 pizza.wav

 Bruce Willis in Die Hard:

- No fucking shit lady! Do I sound like im ordering a pizza?

rapping.wav

  The Crow:

-Suddenly, I heard a tap, as of someone gently, gently rapping,rapping at my chamber door

schoolbo.wav

 Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber:

- I desperatly wanna make love to a school boy!

sister.wav

 The merchant in The Crow:

- Sister?! She's suppose to be your sister? ..aha-ha-ha..

smiler~1.wav

 The black guy in Eraser sayin' :

- Relax, you've been erased

viva.wav

 From the ultimate movie Blood In Blood Out:

- Viva Vatos Locos!!

welcome.wav

 Bruce Willis in Die Hard:

- Welcome to the party pal!!

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