Microsoft - We need a new coperate slogan

"Where do you want to go today, and whatŽs it worth to you to come back alive?"

"If you donŽt use Microsoft, how far do you think youŽd get in a whole-body cast?"

"Not using Microsoft? Better think twice."

"Microsoft - the only woftware youŽd choose, if only you had the choise."

"At Microspoof, the buck stops here -- in fact, a billion bucks stopped here last year alone"

"Microspoof - we can make it easy on you"

"Microspoof - helping you helps us to help ourselves"

"Microspoof - people like us telling people like you to like us better"

"Microspoof - or else!"

"Microspoof - love it or lease it!"

"Microspoof - the company that's coming to your house for dinner tonight!"

"I'd go to the mattresses for Microspoof -- the software you can't refuse!"

"Microspoof - that's the way you want it, and that's the way you're going to get it!"

"If you don't have Microspoof, you've got a lot of nerve"